ALDUB Yaya Who

ALDUB Yaya Who: Yaya Git

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The ALDUB Yaya Who episode opened with Donya Tinidora’s heard from behind Lola Nidora. “Hay! Buti na lang nakapag-shopping na tayo. Nabili ko na yung mga paborito kong damit. Makapaghanda na tayo bukas sa awards. Ayan.” (Good thing we already shopped. I finally bought my favorite clothes. We can get prepared for the awards. There you go.) Lola Nidora almost fell from the rented van that she hopped off of. She scolded the Rogelio close to the door. “Hindi mo man lang ako alalayan.” (You didn’t even assist me.)

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Divina was already at the desk waiting for the grannies. “Lola.” Lola Nidora replied to Donya Tinidora. “Siempre, Tinidora. Para maganda yung …” (Of course. So that we’d look good.) Lola Nidora was horrified upon seeing Divina’s appearance at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Ano ba yang hitsura mo?” (Why do you look like that?) Divina had a quick answer. “Lola, galing po akong mansion. Naglinis po ako.” (I came from the mansion. I cleaned.)

Later, Divina DUBsmashed Kuh Ledesma’s version of “Baliw” (Lunatic). “Sinong dakila? Sino ang tunay na baliw? Sinong mapalad? Sinong tumatawag ng habag?” (Who’s noble? Who is the true lunatic? Who’s blessed? Who’s begging for mercy?) Donya Tinidora sounded a little disturbed at Divina’s DUBsmash at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Nabaliw na yung apo natin.” (Our grand-niece went loony.) Lola Nidora thought about the mansion in a pleasant way though. “Mabuti naman.” (That’s good.)

Donya Tinidora had to bring up the nanny audition at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Yan na yung sinasabi ko. Kelangang makakita na tayo ng yaya. Kesa napapagod ang apo natin sa mga ganyan.” (That’s what I’ve been saying. We need to find a nanny. Rather than see our grand-niece like that.) Bossing Vic saw how dirty Divina’s face had gotten. “Ang lupit naman maglinis nitong si Divina.” (Divina is one mean cleaning machine.)

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Divina thought that it’s fine. “Summer na naman po eh. Okay lang.” (It’s summer anyway. It’s okay.) Donya Tinidora didn’t like how Divina got herself neglected in her cleaning chore at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Summer nga. Hindi mo naman makuhang maghilamos.” (While it is summer. You didn’t even find the time to clean your face.)

Bossing Vic had to ask Divina. “Ano ba pinanlilinis mo? Mukha?” (What did you use in cleaning? Your face?) Divina sheepishly replied. “Opo, bossing.” (Yes, bossing.) Bossing Vic understood. “Kaya naman pala.” (That explains it.) Donya Tinidora doesn’t find Divina’s face at the ALDUB Yaya Who episodde to be that dirty. “Pero maganda sa yo. Kahit ganyan ang mukha mo, may lipstick ka pa rin.” (But it looked good on you. Even if your face ended up like that, you still have your lipstick on.) Divina didn’t think it was lipstick though. “Natural po ‘to, lola.” (This is natural, granny.)

Divina had to change the topic. “Lola, kain na po kayo. Naghanda po ako.” (Granny, have something to eat. I prepared it.) Donya Tinidora’s sarcasm returned in the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Ganda naman ng hinanda mo. Kasalo natin ang mga langaw.” (Your food looked good. We’ll be sharing it with the flies.) Divina somewhat explained. “Kanina po po kasi yan dito eh.” (It’s been here since awhile ago.)

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Donya Tinidora wanted to resume with the audition at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Naku, ate. Mabuti pa magpa-audition na tayo. Ano ba naisip mo? Ano yung gusto mong sabihin?” (We might as well have the auditions resumed. What else do you have in mind? What would you like to say?) Lola Nidora didn’t want to spoil it for everyone. “Secret muna. Baka mahirap na. Baka malaman pa nila.” (For now, it’s a secret. It’s tough. They might know.)

Donya Tinidora wasn’t so concerned about secrecy. “Eh ano kung malaman nila?” (So what if they know?) Lola Nidora’s secretive skills were put to use again at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Siempre. Pag nalaman nila, mapaghahandaan nila yun. Maganda na yung surprise.” (Of course. If they knew, they’d be prepared for it. Surprising them would be better.)

Bossing Vic remembered the final round mentioned at the ALDUB 37th Weeksary episode. “Tuloy ba yung Grand Finals bukas?” (Is the Grand Finals pushing through tomorrow?) Donya Tinidora confirmed it. “Tuloy na tuloy, bossing.” (It’s pushing through, Bossing.) Bossing Vic then enumerated the previous applicants screened prior to the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Si Yaya In. Si Yaya Glo. At saka si Yaya Pak.”

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Donya Tinidora asked Lola Nidora again. “Ano nga ba yung gusto mong ipagawa sa kanila?” (What would you like them to do?) Lola Nidora is still not squealing. “Basta.” (Just wait.) Donya Tinidora insisted to know at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Ibulong mo na lang sa ‘kin.” (Just whisper it to me.) Lola Nidora relented to the whisper condition. Donya Tinidora later laughed.

Divina wanted to know too. “Ano yun? Lola, sa kin din po.” (What is that? Me too, granny.) Donya Tinidora then egged “Bulong mo din sa kanya, ate.” (Whisper it to her, elder sister.) Lola Nidora then whispered it to Divina too. Divina laughed at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode too. Lola Nidora finally perfected her laugh. “Nagawa ko rin yung tawa ko. Dapat kahapon ito. Basta huwag muna kayong maingay. At baka may malaman kung ano ipapagawa natin.” (I finally laughed the way I should. I could have done it yesterday. Just don’t be noisy. Other people might learn what we planned to do.)

Lola Nidora almost chastised Divina. “Ikaw! Baka sabihin mo kay Alden.” (You! You might tell Alden what it is.) Donya Tinidora could sense Alden’s arrival. “Naku, speaking of Alden. Lalabas yan. Natutunugan ko.” (He’s come out. I can sense it.) Alden was then shown at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode watering the plants in the garden. Donya Tinidora saw how Alden enjoyed the chore. “Dinidiligan yung sarili niya.” (He’s watering himself too.)

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Alden confirmed it. “Opo. Lola, sa kin din naman. Bulong ninyo.” (Yes. Granny, whisper it to me too.) Lola Nidora then called Alden. “O sige. Lapit ka dito.” (Okay. Come here.) Alden wanted Lola Nidora to come closer too. “Lapit kayo, lola.” (Come closer, granny.) Lola Nidora got slightly distracted at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Divina, ang bango ni Alden.” (Alden smelled good.)

Donya Tinidora had to remind Lola Nidora to restrain herself at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Ate, nilalabas mo yung dila mo. Baka malawayan yung bata.” (You’re sticking out your tongue. The kid might get wet.) Lola Nidora had a reason for the tongue thoughl “Hindi. Kumain ako ng pita bread.” (No. I’m eating pita bread.) She eventually whispered to Alden too. Alden laughed upon hearing what Lola Nidora said.. Lola Nidora then made him promise. “Secret lang yan.” (It’s just a secret.)

Divina saw Alden’s chore where he is. “Wala kaming hardinero sa bahay. Lola, baka puede rin siyang hardinero natin.” (We don’t have a gardener at home. Granny, he might be our gardener.) Lola Nidora sensed Divina’s agenda at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Idamay mo na yung mga hardin natin sa mansion.” (You even used the mansion garden as an excuse.)

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Alden is willing to do it though. “Opo, lola. Kahit po everyday. Aalagaan ko po yung mga halaman nyo. Tapos pag tapos na po ako sa trabaho ko, si Divina naman po ang aalagaan ko, lola.” (Yes, granny. I can do it everyday. I would nurture your plants. Once my job is done, it would be Divina that I’d be nurturing next, granny.) Lola Nidora was impressed at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Ang sipag.” (How industrious.)

Donya Tinidora just noticed other tools that Alden used at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Maganda hardinero natin. Tingnan mo. Parang mago-opera. Nakaguantes.” (The good thing about our gardener here. Look. He’s like doing surgery. He wore gloves.) Alden then mentioned a fourth wall level instruction. “Sabi po eh.” (That’s what I was told.)

Alden then reminded Lola Nidora and her entourage. “Lola, bukas po ha? Wag kayong mawawala sa EB Dabarkads Awards po.” (Don’t forget tomorrow, okay? Don’t miss our EB Dabarkads Awards.) Donya Tinidora replied sarcastically again at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Hindi kami mawawala. Alam na namin papuntang Broadway.” (We won’t be lost. We know the road to Broadway [Centrum].) Lola Nidora confirmed going too. “Bumili na kami ng damit. Nakabili na kami ng mga gamit namin.” (We already bought clothes. And new items as well.)

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A big figure crossed in front of the camera. The shirt is blue. Bossing Vic saw that it carried a big black garbage bag. “Napaaga si Santa Claus.” (Santa Claus came early.) Truck horn sounded off. [It should have honked off before the big figure that looked like a Snorlax arrived. But then again, improv issues are usually comic fodder like in the ALDUB Yaya Who episode.]

The big figure helped herself on the food that Divina prepared. Divina was perplexed. The Snorlax-looking figure [because of the blue outfit] didn’t even ask permission or say please. Lola Nidora was bothered too. “Tinidora, nasan ba yung mga Rogelio?” (Where are the Rogelios?) Donya Tinidora would rather let the Snorlax-looking figure help herself at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Kumakain. Pagbigyan na natin.” (She’s eating. Let her be.)

The big figure even had coffee. Bossing Vic didn’t know whether to admire or hate the gall of such figure. “Kapal din ha?” (The nerve, huh?) Donya Tinidora’s sarcasm didn’t escape the Snorlax-looking figure. “Bigla na lang kumukuha. Magkanin ka.” (She just picks it up [to consume]. Have some rice.) She pushed the serving dish of rice to the intruder.

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Bossing Vic saw how big the person was. “Kapal ng braso ha?” (Such thick arms, huh?) Alden had to ask. “Lola, sino po yan?” (Granny, who’s that?) Donya Tinidora was blunt enough at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Hindi namin alam. Napadaan lang.” (We don’t know. She just passed by.) Divina saw the Snorlax-like figure take all of the rice. “Huy! Bakit mo kinakain? Para kay lola yan.” (Why are you eating that? It’s for granny.)

Donya Tinidora tried to get the attention of the Snorlax-like figure. “Sandali. Sandali. Hello naman.” (Wait. Wait. Hello from here.) Lola Nidora tried catching the latter’s attention too. “Mawalang-galang.” (We don’t mean to be disrespectful.) Donya Tinidora tried to neuter her sarcasm at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Baka gusto mong magbigay galang sa amin.” (Maybe you’d like to pay respect to us.)

The big figure then tried to speak in between bites. ”Hello po, mga lola. Salamat po. Pinakain nyo po ako.” (Hello, grannies. Thank you. You allowed me to eat.) Donya Tinidora had to be blunt again. “Hindi ka namin pinakain. Kinood ain mo lang.” (We did not feed you. You just ate our lunch.) Lola Nidora almost admitted at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode the intimidation that they felt. “Hindi ka lang namin masaway kasi malaki ang katawan mo.” (We just can’t stop you because you have a big body.)

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The grannies did not get the apology that they were waiting for at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Kanina pa po kasi ako naglalakad. Gutom na gutom na po ako. Kita nyo? Nangangayayat na po ako.” (I’ve been walking around here since awhile ago. I’m so hungry. Can’t you see? I’ve been losing weight.) Donya Tinidora can’t see the weight lost. “Nangangayayat ka pa ng lagay na yan ha? Nilantakan mo yung pagkain namin ng hindi ka naman namin inaalok. Sino ka ba?” (You’re losing weight in that case? You chumped on our food that we never offered to you. Who are you?)

An introduction was then set. “Ako po si Dominador Gitata Jr. Short for Yaya Git.” Bossing Vic realized another applicant. “Naku. Hahabol pa to sa audition.” (Oh no. He made it to the audition.) Donya Tinidora remembered the defunct TV series on GMA Network. “Natapos na yung Mga Batang Yagit. Eto siguro ang ama nila.” (Mga Batang Yagit has ended. This must have been their father.) Lola Nidora contradicted Yaya Git’s claim of losing weight. “Tumaba na.” (He has gained weight.)

Donya Tinidora did not hide her resentment in her next question. “Ano naman ang masamang hangin at napadpad ka dito?” (What bad omen brought you here?) Yaya Git replied. “Nalaman laman ko po kasi naghahanap po kayo ng yaya. Eh gusto ko lang po sanang mag-apply.” (I learned that you are looking for a nanny. I would like to apply.)

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Lola Nidora quickly retorted at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Wala na. Wala na.” (We’re done. We’re done.) Donya Tinidora echoed Lola Nidora’s statement. “Sarado na kami.” (We’re closed.) Divina was more concerned about the food she prepared. “Wag mong ubusin, Yaya Git.” (Don’t eat all of them, Yaya Git.)

Obviously, Yaya Git is not taking no for an answer. And she’s willing to apply stealth at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Hindi. Kaya kong magtrabaho. Magluto ng pagkain. Mamalengke. Magprito. Mag-gisa. Mamili ng prutas. Lahat. Kaya kong kainin lahat yun.” (No. I can work. Cook food. Go to the market. Fry. Saute. Buy fruits. Everything. I can eat all of that.)

Lola Nidora looked intimidated. “Anong klaseng pagkain?” (What kind of food?) Yaya Git went to enumerate her alleged skills again. “International dishes. International cuisine. Lahat. Kaya kong kainin lahat yun. Isang upuan lang.” (Everything. I can eat all of that. In one sitting.) Donya Tinidora tried to adjust to this sticky situation at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Sandali. May experience ka ba? Saan ka huling pinagtrabaho?” (Wait. Do you have professional experience? Where did you last work?)

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Yaya Git still can’t stop eating. “Marami po akong experience. Lunok muna ako.” (I have a lot of experience. I just need to swallow my food.) Lola Nidora asked. “Anong experience?” (What kind of experience?) Yaya Git had difficulty replying continuously at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Marami po.” (A lot of them.) Lola Nidora noticed it too. “Katulad ng?” (Like?)

Yaya Git started to brag. “Katulad ng mayamang pamilya. Nagtrabaho po ako sa kanila bilang yaya. Yung huling tinrabaho ko po. Pagkayaman-yaman nila. Ang kwarto po nila, 267.” (Like rich families. I worked for them as a nanny. My last employer. They’re filthy rich. Their house has 267 rooms.) Donya Tinidora was taken aback at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Wow! 267 na kwarto?” Yaya Git had to clarify one bit though. “Opo. Pero 1 common CR.” (Yes. But only 1 common toilet room.)

Donya Tinidora repeated what Yaya Git said just to be clear. “Isa lang ang CR?” (Just one toilet room?) Yaya Git explained at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Opo. Tapos po umalis ako. Kasi po yung amo ko po nagda-diet po. Dati po pinago-grocery ko, dalawang cart. May isa rin po ako. Tapos tinitipid po ako sa pagkain.” (Yes. Then I left. My boss is on a diet. She used to take me to the grocery. She has 2 carts. And I have a cart. She scrimps on my food.)

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Donya Tinidora had to be sure that she heard Yaya Git right at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Ibig sabihin pag nago-grocery yung amo mo, may sarili ka pang cart?” (You mean whenever your boss goes to the grocery, you have your own cart?) Yaya Git replied. “Opo.” Donya Tinidora didn’t think Yaya Git’s reason for resignation was plausible though. “Diet siya ng diet. Umalis ka na? Lumayas ka na?” (She went on a diet. And you left? You walked out?)

Yaya Git thought her reason was valid. “Siempre po. Lugi po ako.” (Of course. I felt short-changed.) Donya Tinidora was appalled at Yaya Git’s gall at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Aba! Siya pa ang lugi!” (So she’s the one short-changed now.) Lola Nidora chose to focus on Yaya Git though at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Sagutin mo muna. Papaano ka naman naging lugi dun?” (Answer the question first. How did you end up getting short-changed there?)

Yaya Git explained her claim.“Hindi po nila ako binabayaran ng tama. Tapos pagkain lang. Okay na yun.” (They are not paying me right. Then with just food. I’m okay with it.) Donya Tinidora had to clarify Yaya Git’s other claim at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “So ibig sabihin, lahat kaya mong gawin. Pero pagkain lang, okay ka na?” (You mean, you can do anything. But you’re okay with just food?) Yaya Git replied. “Opo.” (Yes.)

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Lola Nidora got worried about their food supply. “Eh parang delikado ang mga stocks natin ng pagkain.” (Our stocks seems to be in peril.) Donya Tinidora admitted at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode that the family hasn’t recovered their old money glory. “Tayo nga. Hirap na hirap tayo sa pagkain paminsan minsan. Kung kukunin natin yan, baka mamaya mawala lang ang pagkain natin.” (We’re already having difficulty with food sometimes. If we’d take her in, we might lose our food.)

Lola Nidora knew that they’re not the only people eating at home. “Mga Rogelio pa lang, ubos na ang kaning lamig natin.” (With the Rogelios alone, our leftover rice is all eaten up.) Donya Tinidora turned her attention back to Yaya Git at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Yaya Git, tutal naga-apply ka dito. Magpakita ka nga ng talent. Kasi kailangan namin ng mga talent-talent. Nakita mo naman si Yaya In. Ang galing kumanta. Makinis pa. Tapos si Yaya Glo. Si Yaya Pak.” (Since you have applied. Show us some talent. We need it. You have seen Yaya In. She sings good. And pretty flawless too. Then Yaya Glo. And Yaya Pak.)

Bossing Vic remembered Yaya Pak well. “Si Yaya Pak, umaakyat pa ng ano yun.” (Yaya Pak even climbs.) Donya Tinidora finished Bossing Vic’s sentence at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Umaakyat pa ng puno.” (She climbs trees.) Yaya Git have seen those episodes. “Napanood ko nga po yun. Umakyat siya ng puno. Kaya ko ring umakyat. Asan yung puno?” (I have seen that. She climed the tree. I can climb too. Where’s the tree?) Donya Tinidora replied. “Wala. Andun sa kabila.” (It’s not here. It’s on the other road.)

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Yaya Git sounded disapppointed. “Wala pala yung puno.” (The tree wasn’t here after all.) Divina saw a nearby tree. “Eto yung puno. Kaya mo ba yan?” (There’s a tree here. Can you climb that?) Yaya Git was confident at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Kaya kong akyatin yan. Kaso lang matutumba yan. Mabubuwal yan. Sayang lang.” (I can climb that. But that would tumble over. It will fall. Such a waste if ever.)

Alden suggested climbing the coconut tree beside him. “Eto. May puno dito. Eto mas mataas.” (Here. There’s a tree here. It’s taller.) Donya Tinidora saw the tree too. “Ayun. May puno dun.” (There. A tree.) Alden invited Yaya Git over. “Punta ka dito.” (Come here.) Yaya Git was quickly mesmerized with Alden’s appearance at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Sino siya?” (Who is he?)

Donya Tinidora had to introduce Alden. “Si Alden yan.” Yaya Git mistook Alden for something supernatural at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Ganda ng bunga ng puno.” (The tree’s fruit is so beautiful.) Donya Tinidora had to correct Yaya Git.“Hindi bunga yan! Nanliligaw dito sa apo namin yan. Kay Divina. Patingin na lang ng talent. Kung saan saan ka pa tumitingin. Ano talent mo? Marunong ka bang kumanta?” (That’s not a fruit! He’s pursuing our grand-niece. Divina. Let me just see your talent. You’ve been getting distracted. What talent do you have. Do you know how to sing?)

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Yaya Git had to turn her attention back to the audition panel. “Kaya kong kumanta.” (I can sing.) Donya Tinidora signaled her to start. “Sige. Parinig.” (Okay. Let me hear it.) Yaya Git started bragging at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode again. “Kung si Beyonce, apat na beses tinaas yung Love On Top, ako kaya kong sampung beses.” (If Beyonce raised the pitch of Love On Top 4 times, I can raise it 10 times.)

The audition panel let Yaya Git prove what she just bragged at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. And she raised the pitch twice. Donya Tinidora heard how Yaya Git couldn not get past the second pitch. “Dalawa pa lang yan.” (You’ve done only 2 pitches so far.) Eventually Yaya Git had to quit. “Patawarin nyo na ko. Napagod ako. Pagod na po ako. Saka gutom na gutom po ako.” (I’m sorry. I got tired. I am tired. And I am so hungry.)

Without checking whether there is still any food left. Donya Tinidora went on and asked. “Marunong ka bang sumayaw?” (Do you know how to dance?) Yaya Git found another opportunity at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode to brag. “Opo. Sa katunayan po, instructor po ako sa amin. Sa barangay namin ng Zumba.” (Yes. In fact, I’m a Zumba instructor in our place.) Donya Tinidora can’t take Yaya Git seriously anymore. “Zumba wrestler?”

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It wasn’t clear whether Yaya Git got Donya Tinidora’s sarcasm or not. “Sa amin lang po yung Zumba na pagkatapos sumayaw, may buffet.” (In our place is the only Zumba session that ends with a buffet.) Donya Tinidora just wanted this part in the ALDUB Yaya Who episode to get done and over with. “Patingin ng Zumba mo.” (Let’s see your Zumba.)

And so Yaya Git tried to do Zumba moves. Alden suggested that Yaya Git remove her scarf. “Take it off. Take it off.” Donya Tinidora was appalled to see Yaya Git still eating in the middle of her performance. “Kumakain pa din.” (Still eating.) Ruby had to ask Yaya Git. “Wala bang taas kamay yan?” (Aren’t you going to raise your hands?) Alden echoed Ruby’s minor request at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Taas kamay. Taas kamay.” (Raise your hands. Raise your hands.)

Donya Tinidora knew that dancing wouldn’t stop Yaya Git from eating. “Hija, mag-kwek-kwek ka naman.” (Have some more quail eggs.) Divina started echoing Alden tool “Taas kamay.” (Raise your hands.) Yaya Git finished her number at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode without raising her hands.

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Donya Tinidora psyched up for the next task.“Okay, next. Eto, acting tayo. Bibigyan ka namin ng eksena. Ang eksena mo isa kang superhero.” (Here’s the acting task. We’d give you a scene. You’d play a superhero.) Lola Nidora was trying to demonstrate what Yaya Git should do at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Puede bang lumilipad?” (Can we do the flying part?)

Donya Tinidora agreed. She then turned back to Yaya Git. “Halimbawa si Darna ka.” (For example, you’re [Filipina superheroine] Darna.) Yaya Git tried to negotiate “Puede bang Little Mermaid na lang?” (Can I be Little Mermaid instead?) Donya Tinidora wasn’t having any of it at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Hindi. Superhero. Sisigaw ka. Darna! Ganun.” (No. Superhero. You’d shout. Darna!) Ruby knew where this is going. “Yan! Yan!” (There! There!) Divina liked where this is going. “Taas yun ha?” (Raise them up.)

Donya Tinidora signaled at Yaya Git to start.“Ready. Go. Sinubo mo yung bato.” (Swallow the pebble [that will transform Darna].) Yaya Git pretended to swallow a pebble and yelled. “Darna!” Donya Tinidora wasn’t satisfied. “Hindi. Ganun ang kamay. Si Darna gumaganun.” (No. Do it with your hands. Darna does that.) Yaya Git felt conscious at the viewers of the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Nasa TV tayo.” (We’re on TV.)

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Alden made a request to Yaya Git to raise her hands. “Sige na. Sige na, Yaya Git.” (Please. Please, Yaya Git.) Yaya Git relented without raising her hands at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Darna!” For Donya Tinidora, it still wasn’t enough. “Bakit ayaw itaas?” (Why won’t you raise it?) Yaya Git made a lame alibi. “May pilay si Darna. Saka iba naman sila. Iba ako.” (Darna has a broken arm. And they’re different. I’m different.)

Donya Tinidora tried concocting a scene at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode instead. “Sige. Bibigyan kita ulit ng eksena. Rogelio. Halika, Rogelio. Kunwari ako ang leader. Nandyan ka. Dala mo ang pera mo. Nagaabang ka ng sasakyan. Ayan, lalapit kami.” (Okay. I’d give you another scene. Rogelio. Come here. Let’s pretend that I’m the leader. You’re there. You carry your money. And you’re trying to hail a cab. And we’d approach you.)

Donya Tinidora switched into acting workshop mode. “[Acting mode] Ibaba mo yang dala mo. Baba mo. Baba mo yan. Holdap ito. Taas ang kamay. Kundi bubugbugin ka ng mga alalay ko.” (Put down your bag. Down. Put it down. This is a holdup. Hands up. Or else my men would beat you.) Yaya Git knew that she looked like Snorlax. “Lalaban ako. Ano?” (I’d fight back. What?) Donya Tinidora tried to keep the act going at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Taas mo kamay mo!” (Put your hands up!)

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Yaya Git kept her fighting stance too. “Lalaban nga ako ha? Baka pagbuhul-buhulin ko pa kayo.” (I said I’m gonna fight back, huh? I might even beat you to a pulp.) Donya Tinidora was not having any of Yaya Git’s alibis at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Taas mo yung kamay mo!” (Put your hands up!) Yaya Git tried to raise her hands. “Oh!” She didn’t expose her armpits though.

Donya Tinidora demonstrated how Yaya Git should raise her hands. “Ganito!” (Like this!) Like above her head enough to expose the armpits. Except that Donya Tinidora wore a long-sleeved dress at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. Yaya Git insisted her alibi too. “May pilay nga ako!” (I have broken arms.)

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Lola Nidora just realized how tough it was to negotiate with Yaya Git. “Alam mo, Tinids, mukhang mapapalaban tayo dito sa isang ito. Pero pagbigyan na natin. Kawawa naman. At saka mukhang gutom na gutom.” (We got a tough deal with her. But let’s give her a chance. Such a pity. And she looked hungry.) Donya Tinidora expressed her hesitations at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Naku, ate. Pagkakatiwalaan mo ba yung ganyang hitsura? Sigurado ka ba?” (Oh, elder sister. Would you trust that kind of appearance? Are you sure?)

Lola Nidora knew that she can handle this. “Basta ako ang bahala, Tinidora. May mga ipapagawa naman ako sa kanila para ma-qualify sila as yaya natin.” (I’d take care of this. I would have them do something to get them qualified as our nanny.) Donya Tinidora tried to bluff Yaya Git again at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode. “Sandali. Lumipad si Darna.” (Wait. Darna.)

Yaya Git wasn’t exactly a good sport. “Hindi nga ako si Darna.” (I said I’m not Darna.) Donya Tinidora can’t get enough of toying with the poor Snorlax. “Bakit ba ayaw mong itaas ang kamay mo?” (Why won’t you put your hands up?) Yaya Git ran out of alibis to dish out. “Basta ayokong mag-Darna.” (I just don’t want to be Darna.)

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Alden tried asking politely again. “Yaya Git, itataas mo lang naman eh.” (You’d just have to raise them.) Donya Tinidora supported Alden’s request. “Nagre-request yung pogi.” (The hot guy is requesting.) Divina had to suppor Alden too. “Sige na. Isa lang.” (Please. Just one.) Alden knew what to expect though. But he stopped himself short of revealing what’s under Yaya Git’s underarms. “Makikita lang namin yung ano.” (We’d only end up seeing something.)

Yaya Git kept up with the same alibi while it lasted. “Hindi ako si Darna. Ako talaga si Gagamboy. Gagambang ginawang baboy.” (I’m not Darna. I’m Gagamboy. Spider [gagamba] that turned into a pig [baboy].) Donya Tinidora had to phish feedback at the ALDUB Yaya Who episode further.. “Sandali, Yaya Git. Inubos mo na yung mga pagkain namin. Ate, anong masasabi mo?” (Wait here, Yaya Git. You already ate all of our food. Elder sister, what do you say?)

Lola Nidora chose not to give any. “Basta ako na lang ang bahala sa kanila. Dahil bukas, magtatapat tapat sina Yaya In, Yaya Glo, Yaya Pak at ikaw, Yaya Git. Magkakaroon na ng bagong yaya sa mansion.” (I would take care of them. Because tomorrow, there will be a faceoff between Yaya In, Yaya Go, Yaya Pak and you, Yaya Git. There will be a new nanny in the mansion. The truck horn honked off. Ending the ALDUB Yaya Who episode on a cliff hanger.

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Bossing Vic could only admire how Yaya Git made it in the nick of time. “Nakahabol pa ‘tong si Yaya Git.” (Yaya Git made it in time.) Donya Tinidora through Ging Ging openly wondered Yaya Git’s chances at getting chosen. “Pano malilinis ang kisame kung laging may pilay ang kilikili?” (Like how can she clean the ceiling if her armpits always ache?) More episode recaps to come after the ALDUB Yaya Who episode recap. You can catch them by liking our official Facebook page and following us on Twitter @pinasamazing. We’d be expecting you.