ALDUB Panibagong Lihim: ANSERA Volume 8

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The ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode opens with Divina a.k.a. YayaDUB wearing a summer outfit. Only Donya Tidora was onsite to greet her back. “Kumusta, hija? Napaaga yata ang dating mo. Kumusta naman ang klase?” (How are you, dear? You’re early. How are your classes?) Divina updated Donya Tidora with her lessons so far. “Ayun po, lola. Medyo challenging na po. Kasi malapit na ang finals. Pero so far so good naman po. Asan sila Lola Nidora po?” (It’s a little challenging now. Finals are coming. But so far, so good. Where is Granny Nidora?)

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Donya Tidora was clueless herself. “Ewan ko. Kakarating ko lang dine. Ang alam ko lang, kasama niya ang Lola Tinidora mo. Nagaayos ako ng mga papeles kasi.” (I don’t know. I just came here. All I know is that she is with your granny Tinidora.) One of the KalyeSerye commentators present at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode, Allan K, then heard some music. “May boojie na naman?” (There’s some boogie again?)

Divina then saw Donya Tinidora by the gate. “Lola, nakakagulat naman po kayo.” (You got me shocked.) Another KalyeSerye commentator, Ruby, noticed Donya Tinidora’s change of entrance theme. “Nag-iba na yung tugtog.” (It’s a different music.) Donya Tidora almost scolded Donya Tinidora at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Andyan ka lang pala sa gate. Ano ka ba?” (You’ve been at the gate all this time. What is with you?)

Donya Tinidora shrugged off her sister and grand-niece. “Ano ba naman kayo? Siempre naglakad ako. Ganyan talaga ang mga sayaw noon, di ba? Di gaya ng mga kabataan ngayon. Me tumugtog lang, sayaw na.” (What is wrong with you? Of course I’m walking. That’s how dances go in the past, right? Somebody plays tunes and they call it a dance.)

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Donya Tidora warned Donya Tinidora about her hiked up skirt. “Ano ka ba? Yung kansonsilyo mo!” (What is with you? Look at your half-slip.) Donya Tinidora, on the other hand at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode, found her skirt longer than usual now. “Alam mo, mahaba na nga ang sinusuot ko ngayon eh. American Eagle yan.” (You know, it’s gotten longer lately. And it’s American Eagle [brand].)

Divina wondered aloud at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Lola, ang saya po siguro ng panahon nyo ano?” (Granny, your era might have been fun, right?) Boss Joey didn’t let the American Eagle claim pass though. “Bakit? May eagle ka ba diyan?” (Why? There’s an “eagle” there?) Donya Tinidora tried to be coy about it though. “Siempre. Mahilig ako mag-alaga.” (Of course. I’m fond of nurturing them.) It got Divina remembering something else then. “Maiba po ako. Nasan po ba si Lola Nidora?” (Just to change topic. Where is Granny Nidora?)

Donya Tinidora was amused at how Divina a.k.a. YayaDUB never got used to Lola Nidora. “Alam mo, hindi ka naiba. Lagi mo na lang hinahanap ang lola mo.” (You never changed. You’re always looking for your granny.) Divina had to speak for herself at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Kasi po lagi po siyang wala. Di po kami nagtatagpo.” (She’s often not around. We don’t see eye to eye anymore.)

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Boss Joey was more excited to see the ANSERA characters at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode though. “Gusto na naming makita si Mama. At saka si YayaMot. Let’s go na. Umalis ka na diyan, Tidora.” (We wanted to see Mama. And YayaMot. Let’s go. Get out of there, Tidora.) Donya Tidora just laughed it off though. Shortly Allan K saw Lola Nidora. “Ayan na si Nidora.” (Here comes Nidora.) Divina immediately helped Lola Nidora sit down. “Upo po kayo, lola.” (Have a seat, granny.)

Donya Tinidora found Lola Nidora in a forlorn state again at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Alam mo, pag dumarating ka, lumulungkot ang panahon. Para kang pinagtakluban ng langit at lupa. Umiiyak ka na naman, ate. Kasi ang bigat ng kwento niya kahapon. Kaya ituloy mo na. Dali na.” (Whenever you arrive, the weather becomes gloomy. As if heaven and earth dawned upon you. You’re crying again. It’s because of the story yesterday [at the ALDUB Bagsik ni Mama episode]. So continue now. Quick.)

Lola Nidora found it hard to continue the story at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Alam nyo, hindi ko alam kung kaya kong ituloy yung kwento ko. Sobrang sakit. Bumabalik lahat ng sakit. Sa tuwing naaalala ko yung pagbalik sa pagiibigan namin ni Anselmo. Parang muling nabubuksan ang mga sugat na matagal na rin bago tuluyang naghilom.” (I don’t know if I can continue with my story. It was so painful. All the pain comes back. Every time I remember the romance that I shared with Anselmo. It’s as if all the wounds that allegedly healed got reopened.)

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Donya Tinidora had to mention the obvious. “Bakit kinukwento mo pa?” (Then why are you sharing it?) Donya Tidora mentioned the other obvious item at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Tinatanong kasi natin.” (Because we asked for it.) Lola Nidora was more worried about the nostalgia’s effects to her grand-niece. “Kaya, Divina, sana wag kang gumaya sa akin. Naging mapusok ako.” (Don’t emulate me. I was aggressive.)

Divina had to ask Lola Nidora herself at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Eh, lola, ano po ba talaga ang nangyari?” (Granny, what really happened?) Donya Tinidora then volunteered. “Ako na babasa.” (Let me read that diary.) Lola Nidora protested against it. “Mamaya ko na ikukwento. Wag nyo sanang husgahan ang buhay ko. Sa buhay minsan may nangyayaring di inaasahan. Kaya nga iniingatan ko itong si Divina. Pati na rin si Alden.” (I will read it myself later. Please don’t judge my life. In life, certain things happen that cannot be avoided. That’s why I take care of Divina. And Alden too.)

Alden then appeared on the other monitor to check on Lola Nidora too. “Lola? Kumusta po kayo?” (Granny? How are you?) Lola Nidora managed to reply despite feeling exhausted. “Alden. Eto. Humihinga pa.” (I’m still here breathing.) Alden had to assure Lola Nidora at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Wag po kayong magalala, lola. Marami naman po kaming natututunan sa kwento nyo eh. Aalagaan ko po si Divina.” (Don’t worry, granny. We learned a lot from your story. I will take care of Divina.) Divina heard Alden. “Talaga? Aalagaan mo ako?” (Really? You would take care of me?)

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Alden and Divina ended having DUBsmash exchange at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. The first after several episodes of the ANSERA saga. Alden then reminded Divina. “12 days na lang. February 14. Ano ba yun?” (Just 12 days to go. And it will be February 14. What is it again?) Divina tried to remember. “Birthday mo.” (Your birthday.) Allan K had to butt in. “Tapos na.” (That was done.)

Divina tried to remember again. “Ah, oo. Valentine’s. Ang bilis ng panahon ano?” (Oh, yes. Valentine’s. Time flies, isn’t it?) Alden tried to throw a random question. “Oo. Wala ka bang magawa?” (Yes. Got anything to do?) Divina tried to check her answer first. “Pick up line ba yan? Bakit?” (Is that a pick up line? Why?) Alden confirmed Divina’s hunch at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Bakit di mo ko subukang mahalin?” (Why don’t you try to love me?)

Divina turned out to have some lines in store too. “Alden, alam mo nung sinabi ko sa sarili ko na hindi kita gusto. Nabusog ako.” (You know, I told myself that I don’t like you. I had my fill.) Alden had to ask. “Bakit?” (Why?) Divina replied at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Eh kasi kinain ko rin yung sinabi ko eh.” (Because I ate my words.) Alden then tried to dish another line at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Yung love ko kasi sa yo, parang biro eh.” (My love for you is like a joke.) Divina had to ask. “Bakit?” (Why?) Alden replied. “Wala. Kaso napikon ako. Kaya sineryoso ko.” (Nothing. I got pissed off. So I took it seriously.)

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Divina got another line in store for Alden. “Favorite subject mo ba yung geometry?” (Is geometry your favorite subject?) Alden asked why. Divina replied. “Eh kasi kahit anong angle, ang cute mo eh.” (Because you are still cute at any angle.) Alden then had another question at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Time machine ka ba?” (Are you a time machine?) Divina asked. “Bakit?” (Why?) Alden answered. “Wala. Kasi kapag tinitingnan kita, nakikita ko ang future ko eh.” (Nothing. Because whenever I look at you, I see my future.)

Divina was about to run out of lines at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Tama na nga, Alden. Alam mo ba bubuyog ako?” (Enough, Alden. Do you know that I’m a bee?) Alden got interested. “Bakit?” (Why?) Divina then replied with another question. “Puede ba kitang maging honey?” (Can you be my honey?) That got one of the KalyeSerye commentators present at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode, Ruby, exclaiming. “Gusto ko yun. Derecho!” (I like that! Straight to the point!)

Alden then quipped to Divina. “Alam mo. Okay lang na friends tayo.” (You know. It’s okay that we’re just friends.) Divina had to ask why. “Bakit?” Alden then brought out the clincher. “Basta akin ka sa tamang panahon.” (As long as you’re mine at the right time.) Divina then pulled another question at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Calculator ka ba?” (Are you a calculator?) Alden asked why. Divina replied.“Eh kasi solve na solve na ako sa yo eh.” (With you alone, I’m all solved.)

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Alden is impressed with Divina’s lines at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Daming baon ah.” (You’ve got a lot of stash now.) Divina had to step on the brakes then. “Bukas na ulit.” (Let’s do it tomorrow again.) It got Boss Joey quipping later on. “Me tanong ako sa inyong dalawa. Wala ba kayong ginagawa na dalawa?” (I have a question for you two. Don’t you have anything else to do?) Alden asked Boss Joey then. “Bakit po?” (Why?) Boss Joey then asked Alden back. “Ba’t di pa kayo magpakasal?” (Why don’t you get married?)

Allan K loved Boss Joey’s line. “I love you, Joey de Leon!” Boss Joey found the exchange between Alden and Divina at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode as entertaining. “Ang cute ng mga ginawa nila ah.” (What they did was cute.) Alden shifted his attention back to Divina. “Basta sa Valentine’s Day ha?” (Remember on Valentine’s Day, okay?)

Divina was a little clueless. “Anong gagawin ko sa Valentine’s?” (What would I do on Valentine’s?) Alden gave some hints at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Siempre. First Valentine’s Day natin together. Dapat special.” (Of course. It’s our first Valentine’s Day together. It should be special.) Divina then remembered the conditions prior to the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Wag kang masyadong masaya ha? Meron pa kong mga condiciones sa yo. Baka nakakalimutan mo.” (Don’t be too happy, okay? I still have some conditions in store for you. You may have forgotten.)

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Alden acknowledged Divina’s conditions. “Oo. Alam ko naman yun. Kahit ano. Pero dalawa na lang ha? Kasi lahat na lang ng matamis, natikman ko na eh. Matamis mo na lang na oo ang hindi pa.” (Yes. I know that. Whatever. But just 2 left, okay? Because I have tasted everything that’s sweet. Everything but your sweet “yes”.) Divina was perplexed at Alden’s line at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Akala ko ba tapos na? Bukas na ako sasagot.” (I thought this phase is done.)

Alden then changed the topic at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Kumusta nga pala school?” (How’s school by the way?) Divina replied. “Eto. Okay naman. Malapit na ang finals kaya eto, medyo busy.” (Here. I’m fine. Finals are approaching so, I got a little busy.) Alden then had to ask that question. “Wala bang tumatawag-tawag diyan?” (Isn’t anybody calling you anymore?) Divina nipped Alden’s suspicions quick enough. “Wala! Waley!” (Nothing! No one!)

Alden was glad that Divina got the gist. “Sana wala ha? Basta wag mong pababayaan ang sarili mo.” (I hope there’s no one. As long as you won’t neglect yourself.) Divina assured Alden. “Oo naman. Siempre para sa yo. Para sa mga lola.” (Of course. For you. For the grannies.) Alden and Divina then got into another cute DUBsmash exchange. It was long enough for Allan K to realize how cute the duet looked like. “Taray. Parang Just Duet.” (Just like the Just Duet segment [at Eat Bulaga].)

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Alden can still see Lola Nidora sad. “Lola, di po kami sanay na nakikita kayong malungkot eh.” (Granny, we’re not used to seeing you sad.) Lola Nidora replied. “Masanay ka na, hijo. Ilang araw akong iyak nang iyak.” (Get used to it, son. I have been crying for days.) Donya Tidora tried to steer Lola Nidora’s attention back to her diary at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Ate, ngayong nandito na ako. Baka puede mo nang ituloy ang kwento mo.” (Elder sister, now that I’m here. Maybe you can continue with your story.)

Divina wanted to hear more too at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Wala po rin kasi kami ni Alden eh.” (We of Alden weren’t allowed either.) Donya Tinidora then tried to read. “Sige. The search for a person’s success …” Divina then realized Donya Tinidora was reading her textbook. “Lola, book ko po yan eh.” (Granny, that’s my book.) Lola Nidora still found it hard to reopen her diary. “Mag-Sugod Bahay muna tayo.” (Let’s take the Sugod Bahay errand for the meantime.) That upset Donya Tinidora. “Nambibitin ka na naman eh.” (You keep us hanging again.)

Alden himself was upset too. “Lola, ngayon nga lang po kami andito para makinig sa istorya nyo tapos …” (Granny, we only get to be around today to listen to your story and then …) Allan K noticed how upset Alden was at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Nagtatampo si Alden.” (Alden is feeling a little bad.) Donya Tinidora then spoke to push Lola Nidora to reopen the diary. “Sige, itutuloy niya. Walang aalis ha? Tingnan natin. Matigas ulo nyo ha? Sige, tuloy mo, ate.” (Okay, she will continue. Nobody leaves. Let’s see. You’re all hard-headed, huh? Continue, elder sister.)

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Ruby found Donya Tinidora’s temper as funny. “Si Lola Tinidora, mainit ang ulo.” (Granny Tinidora got hot-headed.) Donya Tinidora can’t help but get mad at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Ang kulit nyo eh. Kawawa naman ang ate ko eh.” (You’re all pesky. I feel bad for my elder sister.) Alden felt bad for his behavior. “Sori po, lola.” (I’m sorry, granny.) Donya Tinidora helped Lola Nidora set the mood prior to reopening the diary. “Huhugot muna yan, siempre.” (She needed to psych up, of course.)

Allan K agreed. “At saka si Mama. Akala nyo madali maglagay ng nunal?” (And Mama. You think it’s easy to attach a mole?) Lola Nidora pleaded for patience at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Wag namang agad agad. Mabigat pa ang dibdib ko. Mabuti pa, habang nagsusugod bahay tayo, asikasuhin mo muna yung mga papeles. Isama mo na si Yaya pabalik.” (Not so fast. My chest still hurt. For the meantime, [turns to Donya Tidora] have the documents processed. Take nanny on your way back.)

Donya Tinidora was pissed with her elder sister too. “Alam mo, ikaw, dapat wag ka nang pumunta rito eh. Bad vibes ka rin eh.” (You shouldn’t have gone here. You bring bad vibes too.) Lola Nidora ignored Donya Tinidora to finish her instructions to Donya Tidora at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Pagbalik nyo rito, saka ko itutuloy ang kwento.” (Once you get back here, I’d continue the story.)

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Donya Tidora tried to promise though. “Babalik na lang ako kaagad.” (I’d just be back quick enough.) Donya Tinidora heard Donya Tidora at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Babalik ka. Promise ha?” (You’d be back. Promise?) Donya Tidora picked up the Manila envelope. “Eto nga, dadalhin ko na ito kay attorney.” (Here they are. I’d be bringing them over to the attorney.)

Donya Tinidora got suspicious. “Ikaw, lagi ka na lang kay attorney ha? Baka may relasyon na kayong dalawa.” (You are always with the attorney. You might be having a relationship already.) Donya Tidora ignored Donya Tinidora’s quips at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “O sige na. Mauna na kami ni Yaya.” (Okay. I have to go now with nanny.) Alden bade Divina and Donya Tidora goodbye. “Ingat, Divina. Ingat, Lola.” (Be safe, Divina. Be safe, granny.)

Ruby wanted Divina a.k.a. YayaDUB to stay though at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Makikinig pa si Yaya.” (Nanny still had to listen.) Donya Tidora may have laughed off Ruby’s comment. But she remembered to break the fourth wall. “E di dalawa na ang ibibihis ko?” (So I would end up dressing for two [characters]?) Everyone then let Donya Tidora go. Divina bade Alden goodbye. “Bye, Alden.”

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Alden then bade everyone goodbye too. “Lola, may kukunin po ako. May naka-schedule po akong pupuntahan.” (Granny, I have to get something. I have something scheduled.) Allan K then tried to stop Alden from leaving the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Wala. Walang naka-schedule.” (No. Nothing’s on schedule.) Lola Nidora let Alden go. “Ikaw, Alden. Gawin mo na rin kung anong gagawin mo.” (You, Alden. Do what you have to do.) Alden then prepared to leave as he bade Lola Nidora goodbye. “Sige po. Babalik din po ako, lola.” (Okay. I will be back soon, granny.)

After the Sugod Bahay errand. Boss Joey told Donya Tinidora to behave. “Ging Ging, wag malikot.” (Don’t be too precautious.) When she realized that she can handle the diary at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. Lola Nidora started reading. “Eto ay isinulat ko ng ikalawa ng Pebrero taong 1945. Nahihirapan ako sa aking kalagayan. Nawalan ako ng ganang kumain. Parang umiikot ang paningin ko sa tuwing makaaamoy ako ng hindi ko gusto.” (I wrote this on the 2 February 1945. I had difficulty with my situation. I lost appetite. As if my head spins whenever I smell something that I don’t like.)

Beyonce is so worried about Nidora. Her English is still broken. But some improvements are evident at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Lately your emotions is not good. You have to fight for Anselmo. If you don’t eat, where is your strength?” Nidora was too weak to reply. Beyonce brought Nidora food again. “I have a surprise. You have to wait. You like it, right? Small intestines. Your favorite. I made that. Special.”

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Nidora was happy to see grilled chicken intestines brought to her room. But after a bite, she felt like throwing up again. Ruby had a minor slip at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Naduduwal si Yaya.” (Nanny looks like she’s about to puke.) Allan K commented without going specific on which nanny. “Pag nagduwal din si Yaya, delikado tayong lahat.” (If nanny threw up, we’re all in trouble.) Boss Joey could only imagine the kind of trouble it would bring. “Aalamin pa natin kung sino.” (We even had to check who DID it.)

Beyonce’s English is still broken. “Why you burp?” She actually meant to ask about Nidora throwing up. And Nidora herself didn’t know. “Di ko alam, Beyonce. Nasusuka ako sa lasa. Di ko gusto.” (I don’t know. The taste gets me throwing up. I don’t like it.) Beyonce immediately got worried more about Nidora’s mother. “What if your Mom know this? You might have nervous breakdown.” Nidora downplayed Beyonce’s concerns at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Hindi, Beyonce. Baka di lang okay ang pakiramdam ko.” (No, Beyonce. I might just not be okay.) Beyonce can’t pretend that she knew what Nidora felt at that time. So she kept asking. “What happened to you?”

Unbeknownst to Beyonce. Donya Ariana was already close by. “Anong sinasabi mo, Beyonce? Ano yung sinasabi mong malalaman ko?” (What are you talking about? What are you referring to that I would know?) Beyonce had a ready answer for it though. “I’m just worried about Nidora. Because lately, no appetite.” Donya Ariana was shocked. And reacted in a way that Beyonce already anticipated at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Ano? Hindi kumakain si Nidora? Kasalanan mo yan! Di ba inutos ko sa yo, alagaan mo si Nidora?” (What? Nidora is not eating? It’s all your fault! Didn’t I tell you to take care of Nidora?)

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Nidora tried to stop Donya Ariana. But she’s too weak. “Mama, tama na yan.” (Stop.) Beyonce talked back despite the threat of physical violence at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Senyora, don’t put the blame on me. Look at this place. Look at this place. Open your eyes.” Donya Ariana hated Beyone’s guts. Boss Joey was appalled at how a maid can talk back like that. “Aba! Sinisigawan ka!” (She’s raising her voice at you.) Beyonce continued. “The place is very messy. Very dirty. A lot of mosquitoes.”

Donya Ariana hated Beyonce raising her voice at her. “Aba! Ang kapal ng mukha mo ha? Ako pa talaga sinisi mo ha?” (You had the nerve! You even blamed me, huh?) Donya Ariana headbutted Beyonce. Beyonce had to speak up again. “Senyora, stop it. You’re making it a habit.” Nidora could only beg her mother at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Mama, tama na yan.” (Mama, stop that.)

Donya Ariana immediately stopped Nidora from speaking further at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Nidora, wag ka nang magsalita kung babanggitin mo lamang ang hampaslupang kukurap kurap. Sige, Beyonce. Palabasin na at pakainin yan. Dalhin mo sa kanyang silid.” (Don’t talk if you would only mention that blinking scoundrel. Go ahead, Beyonce. Take Nidora out to feed. Take her to her room.)

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Lola Nidora remembered how tasks as simple as eating was difficult for her then. “Pinilit kong kumain at magpalakas. Ang lagi ko na lamang iniisip ay ang muli naming pagkikita ni Anselmo. Si Anselmo ang aking pinakamamahal.” (I tried to eat and regain strength. I always think about meeting Anselmo again. Anselmo is my one true love.) Anselmo was later seen at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode selling stuff to earn money.

Allan K was impressed with the improvement in production value at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “In fairness, ang mga extra, naka-costume ha?” (Even the extras wear period costumes now.) Donya Tinidora broke the fourth wall to by spotting a minor blip. “Pero may building.” (But the building is showing.) Anselmo sat down for awhile once his head hurt again.

Lola Nidora then continued with how she remembered Anselmo. “Kahit na may dinaramdam si Anselmo ay pinilit niyang maghanapbuhay. Sa gitna ng init at pagod. Lagi pa rin niya akong inaalala. Ngunit naging madalas din ang pagsumpong ng kanyang sakit.” (Even if he’s having health problems, he tried to make a livelihood. In the middle of the heat and fatigue. He still remembers me. But his migraine attacks got more often.) Donya Tinidora felt bad for Anselmo at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Kawawa naman siya, ate. Meron na naman siyang nararamdaman. Nakuha pa niyang magtinda. Wag ka nang umiyak, ate.” (Poor thing, elder sister. He’s feeling something again. And he even tried to sell. Don’t cry, elder sister.)

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Beyonce noticed how Nidora’s complexion worsened. “Nidora, why don’t you have blood circulation? You want to go out? Let’s see the sunlight.” Nidora insisted at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode that she’s okay. “Okay lang ako, Beyonce. Ewan ko. Parang pagod ako.” (I am alright. I don’t know. It’s like I’m tired.) Beyonce’s questions continued. “What did you do last night?” Nidora collapses before she could even reply. Beyonce panicked. “Nidora! Nidora, wake up! What happened? Senyora! I will call your Mom.”

Donya Tinidora’s reaction was somewhat exaggerated. “Ate, bakit ka naman hinimatay? Ano ba naman kayo? Lahat na lang kayo may sakit noong araw.” (Why did you faint? What is with you? You’re all sick in the past.) Lola Nidora didn’t spoil the story at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. though. “Nahihilo ako, Tinidora.” (I just felt dizzy.) Donya Tinidora thought that Lola Nidora felt dizzy too. “Wag mong sabihing sa ganyang edad mo, ate. Itigil mo na yan, ate. Ano bang nangyayari sa inyo? Napanood ko na yan, ate.” (Don’t tell me that at your age. Stop that. What is happening to you? I have seen that before.)

Lola Nidora pushed through with the pages of the diary. “Sige. Itutuloy ko.” (Okay. I’d continue.) Donya Tinidora could only weep at the turn of events at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. Lola Nidora “Matigas man ang puso ni Mama. Hindi pa rin niya ako kayang tiisin. Mahal niya ako bilang anak niya. At hindi niya ako kayang makitang nahihirapan. Walang kaalam alam si Anselmo sa mga nangyayari sa akin. Paminsan-minsan ding sumasadya sa mansion sa pag-asang masilayan ako. Pero lagi siyang nabibigo.” (Mama’s heart may have hardened. But she can’t withhold her concern. She loves me as her daughter. And she can’t bear seeing me having difficulty. Anselmo was clueless to what happened to me.)

ALDUB Panibagong Lihim
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Donya Ariana asked the doctor. “Doctor, anong nangyayari sa anak ko? Bakit siya nawalan ng malay?” (What happened to my daughter? Why did she lose consciousness?) Ruby can’t help but notice again. “Bakit lahat ng doctor? Malulusog? Lahat ng doctor, malalaki.” (How come all of the doctors? They’re all full-figured? All of the doctors are big.) She’s obviously referring to her own cameo in the ANSERA saga.

Donya Ariana could not wait for the doctor to answer. She immediately pinned the blame on Beyonce.“Kasalanan mo tong lahat!” (This is all of your fault!) Beyonce tried to absolve herself of the blame. “I have nothing to do.” Donya Ariana found Beyonce’s broken English annoying at this point in the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Kundi mo siya pinatakas, hindi niya makakasama si Anselmo. Tingnan mo! Nahawaan tuloy ng mikrobyo! Nagkasakit siya! Sa susunod, kukurap-kurap na rin si Nidora. Kasalanan mo yan, Anselmo.” (If you didn’t let her escape, she will not be with Anselmo. Look! She got infected with germs! She got sick! Eventually, Nidora will start blinking too! This is all your fault, Anselmo!)

Ruby noticed how odd the doctor looked. “Bakit yung doctor, albularyo?” (How come the doctor looked like a quack?) Donya Ariana noticed it too at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. She blamed Beyonce again. “Sabi ko sa yo, kumuha ka ng doctor. Si Doctor Kwak Kwak kinuha mo!” (I told you to get a doctor. You ended up getting Doctor Kwak Kwak!) She pushed Beyonce’s head towards Nidora’s bed. Beyonce insisted that the doctor is legit. “He is a licensed doctor.”

ALDUB Panibagong Lihim
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The doctor tried to speak for himself too. “Kalma lang po kayo!” (Please calm down!) It failed to calm Donya Ariana down. “Ayokong kumalma!” (I don’t want to calm down!) The doctor got shoved to the bed too. But he maintained his professionalism. “Maghunos-dili po kayo. Doctor po ako.” (Get hold of yourself. I am a doctor.) Donya Ariana then regained her senses at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Pasensya na po. Doc, anong nangyayari sa anak ko?” (I’m sorry. Doc, what’s wrong with my daughter?)

The doctor then explained the situation. “Kalma lang po, Senyora. Normal po at walang sakit ang anak ninyo. Normal lang po ang kanyang kalagayan.” (Calm down, madam. Your daughter is normal and not sick. Her condition is normal.) Donya Ariana found the diagnosis as odd. “Anong ibig mong sabihin, doc?” (What do you mean?) The doctor continued at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Senyora, congratulations po sa inyo. Madadagdagan na po ang inyong miyembro ng pamilya.” (Your family will welcome a new member.)

Donya Ariana was horrified. “Hindi!” (No!) The truck horn honked off at the end of Donya Ariana’s scream at the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. Allan K’s suspicion was realized. “Confirmed!” Boss Joey tried to find the words to sum up the situation. “Ibig sabihin eh …” (It means …..) Allan K tried to use a light term. “Tesbun.” (Pregnant.) Boss Joey could remember some rather wholesome terms to use. “May nilalaman? Dahil lang sa pagbu-boogie, nagkaganun?” (With baby? Just because of boogie, it happened?)

Donya Tinidora through Ging Ging tried to make a better summary of the final minutes of the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode. “Nag-boojie lang sila? Nadagdagan na ang pamilya.” (Just because of boogie? There will be a new family member.) To view the ALDUB Panibagong Lihim episode replay, like Eat Bulaga’s official Facebook page. Subscribe to their official YouTube channel too.

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