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ALDUB Final Script: Granny is Clingy Again

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The ALDUB Final Script episode opens with Donya Tinidora with her Cuando Cuando Cuando. The track is no longer Lou Bega’s “Mambo No. 5” though. Bossing Vic greeted them. “Parang masayang masaya kayo, lola.” (You seem very happy, granny.) Donya Tinidora confirmed it. “Tuwang tuwa ako at proud na proud ako na part ako sa aking Team WORK. At least nakita nyo. Panalo kami sa sportsfest.” (I am so happy and very proud that I am part of Team WORK. We won at the sportsfest.)

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Bossing Vic then congratulated her. One of the Cuando Cuando Cuando was so happy. He obliged when a request for a solo dance number was requested. Donya Tinidora was proud yet again at the ALDUB Final Script episode. Allan K was amused the most. “Patay?” (A zombie?) Donya Tinidora confirmed it. “Patay na bumigay. Magaling din.” (A zombie that turned gay. He’s just as good.)

Donya Tinidora addressed the Cuando Cuando Cuando again at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Maganda ang support nyo kahapon. Very good. Itong mga Cuandos. Effort na effort. Proud ako sa inyo.” (Your support yesterday was good. Very good. You really exerted effort. I am so proud of you.) They may be too weak to participate at the ALDUB Sportsfest episode. But they were there to give moral support to the replacement players.

The SUV horn was heard on the background. Lola Nidora has arrived. She’s still sad and oblivious to the joie de vivre that Donya Tinidora and her bodyguards exuded at the ALDUB Final Script episode. Allan K noted it. “Ba’t naman malungkot?” (Why is she sad?) Bossing Vic emphasized it further. “Eto namang isa, malungkot.” (Now the other one is sad.)

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At the ALDUB Final Script episode. Donya Tinidora sounded exhausted with her sister’s drama. “Ate, ganyan ka na naman. Pati naman itong mga tao. Parang may libing. Ayan ka na naman. Malungkot ka na naman. Hindi mo pa kasi sinasabi kahapon eh. Nabitin na babanggitin mo.” (Elder sister, there you go again. Even your men [Rogelio Rogelio Rogelio]. As if there’s a wake. There you go again. You’re sad again. You haven’t said it yesterday. It got cut off in time.)

Lola Nidora opened her mouth. But she doesn’t have the strength to utter the words. The KalyeSerye commentary panel tried to wait for her to speak. Lola Nidora’s silence at the ALDUB Final Script episode frustrated Donya Tinidora. “Parati ka na lang ganyan.” (You’re always like that.) Bossing Vic somewhat copied the way Lola Nidora said “Ang”. When Lola Nidora finally found the strength to speak, she could only complain. “Ano ba? Wag mo kong ginugulat.” (What? Don’t get me startled.)

Donya Tinidora was persistent. “Ano nga nangyari sa yo, ate? Kanina pa kita kinakausap. Hindi ka sumasagot. Bingi ka ba?” (I said what happened to you? Been talking to you since awhile ago. You’re not answering. Are you deaf?) Lola Nidora still avoided giving details at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Tinidora, may problema lang ako.” (I just have a problem.)

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Donya Tinidora remembered Lola Nidora of coming from the doctor. “Eto ba yung sinasabi mong sa doctor? Ano ba sabi ng doctor? Matsutsugi ka na ba? Ano ba?” (Is this the doctor’s appointment that you mentioned? What did the doctor say? Are you gonna die? What?) At the ALDUB Final Script episode. Lola Nidora almost snapped. “Hindi!” (No!)

Even Allan K a.k.a. Miss A found that question too soon. “Matsutsugi agad?” (Death so soon?) Donya Tinidora still had to push Lola Nidora more to talk. “Pinoproblema mo yung mga ganun.” (You worry about such things.) Lola Nidora tried to talk more at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Hindi pa ako mamamatay. At kung mamamatay ako, isasama kita.” (I’m not yet dying. If I’m gonna die. I’ll take you with me.)

Donya Tinidora was against Lola Nidora’s suggestion. “Ano ka ba? Busy ako. Nage-enjoy pa ko sa life ko. Ikaw? Bakit ka ba malungkot?” (What the hell? I’m busy. I’m still enjoying my life. You? Why are you sad?) Lola Nidora still refused to give details at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Iniisip ko lang sina Divina at Alden. Nalulungkot ako.” (I just thought of Divina and Alden. I feel sad.)

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At the ALDUB Final Script episode. Donya Tinidora replied. “Wag kang malungkot dun. Mukhang okay na naman yung dalawa di ba? Magkasama sila sa ginagawa nila. Ano? May masama ba silang ginawa?” (Don’t be sad about that. They both look okay, right? They’re together in what they do. What? Have they done anything bad?) Lola Nidora retorted. “Wala naman. Naisip ko lang yung pelikula nila.” (Nothing much. I just thought of their movie.)

Donya Tinidora chose to be happy at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Nakaka-happy nga dahil tuloy tuloy na yung dalawa sa pelikula. Yung apo natin. Kahapon, ibinigay mo na nga sa kanila yung final script di ba? Excited na yung mga bata.” (It actually makes me happy because the couple’s movie is pushing through. It’s our grand-niece. Yesterday, you gave them the final script, right? The kids are excited.)

Lola Nidora’s demeanor betrayed her words. “Oo nga, Tinidora. Eh masaya naman talaga ako sa mga bagay lang. Alam mo na may mga bagay lang talaga na ikinalulungkot ko.” (Yes, Tinidora. But I am happy about such things. You also know that there are things that I am sad about.) Boss Joey had to ask at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Ano ba title ng pelikula?” (What’s the movie’s title?) Donya Tinidora replied. “Eh kasi bata.”

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Lola Nidora admitted her reservations. “At saka, Tinidora, nagdadalawang isip ako na ibigay pa yung …” (I have second thoughts about giving …) Bossing Vic noticed how Lola Nidora’s words often get stumped at “Ah.” “Hindi matuloy-tuloy yang AH-AH na yan eh.” (She can’t speak beyond AH.) Donya Tinidora’s patience at the ALDUB Final Script episode is running thin. “Victor, nabubwisit na ko dito. Sapakin ko na ‘to.” (Victor, I’m getting irritated with this. I’d hit her.)

Bossing Vic just told her not to do it. Allan K had to remind Donya Tinidora “Wag. Ate mo yan.” (Don’t. She’s your elder sister.) Even Lola Nidora asked her not to. “Wag naman.” (Please don’t.) Donya Tinidora replied at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Oo. Magkapatid kami. Ganyan talaga kami. Yung dalawa okay naman. Mukhang binabasa na nila mga script nila.” (Yes. We are sisters. That’s how we are. The two of them looked okay. It seems like they’re already reading their scripts.)

Boss Joey trusted Alden enough. “Gentleman naman si Alden.” (Alden is a gentleman anyway.) At the ALDUB Final Script episode. Donya Tinidora agreed. “Opo. Wala namang problema.” (Yes. No problem at all.) She then called out to Alden and Divina. Divina was shown close by, reading her script. Alden was shown on the other monitor at the ALDUB Final Script episode reading his lines too.

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Boss Joey slightly speculated on the contents of Alden’s script. “Parang nakikita ko yung binabasa ni Alden. ‘Akina ang hiyas mo’.” (Seems like I can tell what Alden is reading. ‘Give me your gem’.) Donya Tinidora reacted. “Tiktik yun!” (That’s from Tiktik.) [Tiktik is a local tabloid known for publishing Tagalog erotica.] Bossing Vic turned to Boss Joey. “Anong klaseng script yan?” (What kind of a script is that?) Boss Joey admitted at the ALDUB Final Script episode that it’s just a wild guess.

Allan K chose a rather safe alibi. “Jewelers sila.” (They’re jewelers.) Donya Tinidora tried calling the one closer to them. “Tinatawag mo. Busy. Kayo? Busy lang ba? Busy?” (You’re trying to call them. And they’re busy. You? How about you? Just busy?) That’s when Divina heard her at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Ay! Hello po, lola. Mano po.” (Hello, granny. Bless me please.)

Donya Tinidora felt a little bad. “Tingnan mo. Kanina pa kami nandito.” (Look at her. We’ve been here since awhile ago.) Divina apologized to them at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Pasensiya na po, lola. Kasi binabasa ko po yung script eh. Sori po.” (I’m sorry, granny. Because I’m reading the script [I got you overlooked]. I’m sorry.) Alden greeted the grannies too. “Lola, hello po. Magandang tanghali sa yo.” (Hello, granny. Good afternoon to you.)

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Alden greeted Divina too. “Parehas po kami eh. Binabasa din po namin yung script.” (We’re both doing it. We’re reading the script.) Donya Tinidora liked the professionalism seen at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Maganda yan. Nag-aaral kayo ng script.” (That’s good. You’re studying the script.) Divina is exhilarated. “Excited na kasi kami po talaga ni Alden eh.” (We of Alden are really excited.)

It’s been years since Alden’s last project with GMA Films. “Malapit na po, lola, eh. Kelangan po paghusayan namin ito. First movie po namin na magkasama.” (It’s getting near, granny. We need to be good at this. It’s our first movie together.) At the ALDUB Final Script episode. Donya Tinidora was pleased. “Very good. Very very good naman pala kayong dalawa.” (You were both very good.)

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Donya Tinidora turned to Lola Nidora at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Ate, ayan. Nakita mo. Very good yung mga apo natin.” (Elder sister, there you go. You see. Our wards are doing very good.) Divina gave some info about the script. “Lola, medyo kinakabahan nga po ako eh kasi po ang daming nabago dun sa final script. Natatakot po ako. Baka mamaya mali po yung pakikita kong emosyon. Baka pagtawag pa lang po ng pangalan ni Alden, mali na po yung emosyon na ibigay ko.” (Granny, I feel a little nervous because there were so many changes in the final script. I am afraid. I might show the wrong emotion. I might emote wrong upon hearing Alden’s name.)

Donya Tinidora appeased her grand-niece. “Kaya kailangan nyo pa rin ng workshop. Para tama ang emosyon.” (That’s why you still needed a workshop. So that you can elicit the right emotion.) Alden assured her at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Divina, nagawa naman natin yung God Gave Me You eh. Husay nga ng pinakita mo dun eh.” (We already did “God Gave Me You” together. You were great there.)

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Divina tried to downplay Alden’s compliments. “Huy! Wag mo kong lokohin. Eto naman.” (Don’t fool around with me. Please.) Alden pushed Divina’s buttons further. “Patingin ng loko.” (Let me see the fooling around.) Divina replied. “Ano ba?” (STAHP!) Alden tried to downplay Divina’s worries at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Hindi. Wag kang mag-alala. Wag kang matakot.” (No. Don’t worry. Don’t be afraid.)

Donya Tinidora tried finding a solution. “Ganito na lang ang gawin natin. Kung kinakabahan ka dun sa mga delivery mo. Ipa-deliver mo na lang sa iba kasi baka mamaya …” (Let’s do this instead. If you’re nervous about your delivery. Have someone else deliver your lines because something might …) Divina immediately got Donya Tinidora’s gist at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Puede po ba yun, lola?” (Is that possible, granny?)

Donya Tinidora is not one known for saying ‘Just kidding’ at the end of her sarcasm. “Hindi. Tuturuan ko na lang kayo. Praktisin natin. Yung mga linya na ganito. Kunwari ha? Pangalan nitong si Alden. Pero dapat i-deliver mo ito ng iba-iba ang emosyon.” (No. I would teach you instead. Let’s practice. Lines like these. For example, isn’t it? [Let’s use] Alden’s name. But you should deliver it with different kinds of emotion.) At the ALDUB Final Script episode. Divina agreed. “Okay po, lola.”

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Donya Tinidora then switched to workshop mode at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Okay. Halimbawa babanggitin mo. Sige. Babanggitin mo yung ganito ha? Nakita ni crush. Ayan. Nakita si crush ha?” (For example, you’d mention [his name]. Go ahead. You were seen by your crush. There. You saw your crush [too], okay?) Divina then switched her facial expression saying just one word. “Asan yung camera? Ayun! Alden?” (Where is the camera? There it is! Alden?)

Boss Joey was impressed. Donya Tinidora continued. “Inakbayan ni crush.” (Your crush put his arm around your shoulders.) Divina then delivered her line. Allan K laughed hard at the ALDUB Final Script episode. Donya Tinidora kept the crush theme going. “Kinakausap ni crush.” (Your crush is talking to you.) Divina delivered yet again despite a line that’s limited to just one word. She tried to improvise though. “Alden, ano ba? Uy! Grabe ka na!” (Alden, STAHP!)

Donya Tinidora continued. “Na-fall ka na kay crush.” (You fell for your crush.) Divina somewhat took the instruction literally and fell on her chair. Donya Tinidora was startled. “Na-fall ka lang. Di ko sinabing …” (You just fell. I didn’t say [that you’d fall literally].) Divina was somewhat apologetic. “Literal po naisip ko eh.” (I ended up thinking of it literally.) She then delivered her line again at the ALDUB Final Script episode without falling on the bench.

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Donya Tinidora repeated one of the instructions given at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Inakbayan ni crush.” (Your crush put his arm around your shoulders.) Divina managed to elicit a different facial expression albeit still within the “kilig” territory. Donya Tinidora then shifted. “Tumingin sa mata ni crush.” (You look right through your crush’s eyes.) Divina elicited a half-smile, half-mesmerized facial expression.

Donya Tinidora kept up the momentum. “Na-in love ka na kay crush.” (You fell in love with your crush.) Divina did as she was told. “Alden?” It was a facial expression that Donya Tinidora found weird. “Hija, ang pangit ng pagka-in love mo dito.” (Dear, the way you fall in love look creepy here.) Alden agreed. “Iba na yun.” (That was something else.) Divina then tried a different face.

The mini-workshop was quite satisfying for Donya Tinidora. “Okay. Magaling.” (Good.) Alden seconded Donya Tinidora’s quip. “Kaya naman pala eh.” (So you can do it after all.) Donya Tinidora shifted her focus at the ALDUB Final Script episode to Alden. “Ikaw naman.” (Your turn.) Alden replied. “Okay po, lola.” Donya Tinidora’s instructions to Alden were similar to Divina. “Ganito naman. Bigyan mo rin ako mg emosyon na gamit ang pangalan ni Divina.” (Here we go. Give me emotions using Divina’s name.)

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Donya Tinidora then started. “Malungkot.” (Sad.) Alden looked sad based on his eye expression. Donya Tinidora went further. “Yung masaya.” (Happy expresion.) Alden then smiled. [The smile stayed on the lips. It did not go up his eyes though. To borrow Tyra Banks’ term, no “smize”.] Donya Tinidora then sent another tip. “Yung natatakot?” (How about afraid?) Alden did as he was told at the ALDUB Final Script episode.

Donya Tinidora went on with the theme. “Yung nagulat.” (Startled.) Alden ended up yelling Divina’s name. It shocked Divina and her grannies. Donya Tinidora scolded Alden at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Sabi ko nagulat. Hindi ka manggulat.” (I said you were startled. You’re not startling us.) Alden apologized. Donya Tinidor had to repeat the instruction. Alden had to repeat the act without resorting to raising his voice.

Donya Tinidora tried to be creative. “Nagutom.” (Look hungry.) Alden then sounded weak. “Divina …. Divina …” He elicited a believable facial expression. Donya Tinidora kept going. “Mas gutom.” (Look starving.) Alden looked shaking while calling out Divina’s name at the ALDUB Final Script episode. [Whether these facial expressions demanded are found at the ALDUB Final Script itself has yet to be confirmed.] Divina found Alden’s starving expression a little funny.

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Donya Tinidora then shifted to a different emotion. “Yung na-love at first sight ka kay Divina.” (You felt love at first sight at Divina.) Alden then looked straight at the camera like he actually stared at Divina herself. It was enough to please Donya Tinidora. “Magaling naman pala eh.” (He’s good after all.) Alden ended up DUBsmashing Janno Gibbs’ “Fallin”.

Divina replied by DUBsmashing Aiza Seguerra’s “Para Sa Yo”. Alden retorted by DUBsmashing Damage’s “Forever”. Divina then finished the DUBsmash exchange. “Na-miss kita. Miss na miss kita. Na-miss mo rin. Miss na miss mo rin.” [Until now, I don’t know what that song’s title is. Not ever sure if Eat Bulaga plans to invite the performer over after the ALDUB Final Script episode for a live version of the song.]

Donya Tinidora thought of Lola Nidora. “Mukhang effective naman yang workshop ninyo. Ate, hindi ka pa ba masaya sa mga nangyayari sa apo natin? Ang galing galing na nila umarte.” (The workshop seems effective. Elder sister, aren’t you happy with what’s happening with our grand-niece? She’s already good at acting.) At the ALDUB Final Script episode. Divina was concerned of Lola Nidora. “Lola, bakit parang hindi kayo okay?” (Granny, how come you don’t look okay?)

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Alden mocked his pronunciation in an effort to make Lola Nidora cheer up. “Lola, chair up.” Divina copied it. “Chair up, lola. Ayaw po naming nakikita kayo ni alden ng ganyan eh.” (We of Alden don’t want to see you like that.) Donya Tinidora told Divina. “Hija, lapitan mo.” (Dear, get closer to her.) Divina did as she was told at the ALDUB Final Script episode. Alden tried to appease Lola Nidora despite the distance. “Lola, wag na po kayong malungkot.” (Granny, please don’t be sad.)

Lola Nidora still maintained that she’s okay. Divina didn’t believe it not until she saw her smile. Alden joined in. “Lola, patingin na nung smile.” (Granny, let me see your smile.) Donya Tinidora tried not to be irritated. “Nag-aalala lola mo.” (Your granny is worried.) Divina did what she can to cheer up Lola Nidora at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Lola di po ba? Nung bata pa po ako. Meron po kayong mga tinuturo sa aking mga kanta?” (Granny, isn’t it? When I was young. You were teaching me some songs, isn’t it?)

Divina then DUBsmashed Pilita Corrales’ version of “Gaano Kita Kamahal”. “Ang sumpa ko sa iyo’y asahan. Ikaw lamang ang aking iibigin. Magpakailanman.” (Count on my promise to you. Only you will I ever love. Forever.) Donya Tinidora was singing along to Divina’s DUBsmash. She almost broke the fourth wall at the ALDUB Final Script episode. She was like in a funeral service. “Wag nyo munang isasara.” (Don’t close [the casket] yet.)

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Divina finished her DUBsmash clip at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Lola, smile na po kayo.” (Granny, please smile.) Lola Nidora smiled a little. “Nakakatuwa. Naalala pa ni Divina yun.” (It’s nice. Divina still remembered that.) Divina replied. “Oo naman po, lola. Tinuro nyo po yun sa akin nung bata pa po ako. Kaya, lola, wag na po kayong malungkot.” (Of course, granny. You taught me that when I was still young. So, granny, don’t be sad.)

Alden thought of making Lola Nidora smile too. “Lola, eto po. Para mapangiti ko naman po kayo. Meron po akong ano. Pagbigyan nyo na po ako. Meron po akong joke.” (Granny, let me. So that I can make you smile. I have something. Please allow me. I have a joke.) Lola Nidora agreed. Alden started. “Lola, knock knock po.” Lola Nidora replied. “Who’s there?” Alden then answered. “Ibakod ang plywood.” Donya Tinidora found Alden’s knock knock keyword somewhat long. “Uy! Ang haba niyan!” (That’s a long one.)

Lola Nidora let Alden. “Ibakod ang plywood who?” Alden then started singing to the tune of The Calling. “Ibakod ang plywood. I’d go wherever you will go.” Only Allan K a.k.a. Miss A was heard laughing. Donya Tinidora’s face soured. Divina’s face looked confused. Lola Nidora’s mood at the ALDUB Final Script episode worsened. Allan K saw it. “Parang napikon sila eh.” (They look pissed.)

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Alden saw that even Bossing Vic’s face at the ALDUB Final Script soured. “Bossing? Pasensiya na, bossing.” (I’m sorry, Bossing.) Bossing Vic let this pass. “Hindi. Hindi. Okay lang. Sige. Tuloy! Tuloy! May isa pa.” (No. No. It’s okay. Go ahead. Continue! Continue! You have another one.) Alden then went to take his second chance. “Lola, bakit po dahan dahan ang pagbubukas ng medicine cabinet?” (Granny, why do you have to open the medicine cabinet very carefully?)

Lola Nidora asked why in return. Alden replied. “Sshh, lola. Kasi baka magising yung sleeping pills.” (You might wake up the sleeping pills.) Allan K thought Divina would retaliate with a joke of her own. She somewhat did at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Di po ba birthday ni Kuya Wally ngayon? Alam nyo po ba yung WALLY? Yung joke po ni Alden, WALLY!” (Isn’t it elder Wally’s birthday today? You know what WALLY means? An example of that is Alden’s joke.) Allan K got the gist. “Waley yun.” (It means useless.)

Alden just focused on Lola Nidora. “Ayan. Smile ka na, lola.” (Smile now, granny.) Lola Nidora unleashed her Babalu smile. “Naka-smile na ako.” (I am smiling.) Divina picked on Lola Nidora’s smile. “Lola, hindi naman po yan ang totoo nyong ngiti eh.” (Granny, that’s not your real smile.) At the ALDUB Final Script episode. Lola Nidora can’t force herself. “Eh papano nga ako mangingiti ng totoo? Eh nalulungkot ako. Alangan namang plastikin ko ang sarili ko.” (How will I smile genuinely? I am sad. Rather than be a hypocrite to myself.)

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Divina had to ask Lola Nidora then. “Lola, matanong ko lang po pala. Kelan po ba kami magsisimula ng shoot po ni Alden?” (Granny, I had to ask. When would I start shooting [the movie] with Alden?) Lola Nidora fell silent again. Donya Tinidora tried catching her attention at the ALDUB Final Script episode. When she saw that it wasn’t enough. Donya Tinidora slapped her. “Ate?” (Elder sister?) Lola Nidora felt hurt. “Aray ko!” (Ouch!)

Donya Tinidora had to repeat what Divina asked. “Tinatanong ka. Kelan daw mag-schedule ng shooting?” (She’s asking you. When would shooting start?) Alden had to ask too. “Opo, lola. Kelan po? Me idea na po ba kayo?” (Yes, granny? When? Do you have an idea now?) It got Donya Tinidora thinking. “Producer ka ba? Nasa yo ang advice?” (Are you the producer? You had to make the decision?) At the ALDUB Final Script episode. Lola Nidora found it sensible. “Siempre. Sinong papayag. Yung go signal, tayong dalawang maglola.” (Of course the go signal would come from the two of us grannies.) [Still no word on whether Donya Tidora would return to the KalyeSerye as of the ALDUB Final Script episode.]

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Lola Nidora reminded Divina yet again at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Divina, simula pa lang. Kapakanan mo na ang iniisip ko palagi. Pinalaki kita sa paraan na alam kong tama. At hindi ako magsasawang ipaalala sa yo kung gaano ka namin kamahal ng lola mo.” (From the very beginning. I’ve always thought of your welfare. I raised you in a way that I know is right. And I will never get tired of reminding you of how much we of your granny love you.)

Lola Nidora then turned to Alden. “Alden, aaminin ko sa yo.” (Alden, I will admit to you.) Donya Tinidora interrupted Lola Nidora. “Crush mo siya?” (You have a crush on him?) Lola Nidora rebutted. “Hindi.” (No.) Donya Tinidora asked. “Ano?” (What?) Lola Nidora bought time to get back on track. “Mag-research ka pa ng joke.” (Research more jokes.) Alden apologized at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Opo, lola. Di na po mauulit.” (Yes, granny. It won’t happen again.)

Lola Nidora then found where she got interrupted. “Alam mo, hijo. Nung dumating ka sa buhay ni Divina, natakot ako. Natakot ako sa anumang puedeng mangyari. Maraming alinlangan. Marami akong pinag-iisipan.. Pero dahil mabuti kang bata. Naging mabuti kang impluwensiya dito kay Divina.” (You know, son. When you came to Divina’s life. I got scared. I feared what could possibly happen. There were so many doubts. I thought about a lot of things. But since you were a good boy. You were a positive influence to Divina.)

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At the ALDUB Final Script episode. Lola Nidora called them both. “Divina. Alden. Alden. Divina.” The couple then replied. “Lola?” (Yes, granny?) Lola Nidora continued her sermon at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Hinding hindi ko pipigilan ang pag-abot sa inyong mga pangarap. Kahit alam kong malulungkot kami. Eto kasi si Tinidora. Malakas ang loob. Pero ako di ko kayang mag-pretend kung ano ang nararamdaman ko. Nalulungkot ako dahil mawawalay kayo sa akin.” (I will never stop you from reaching your dreams. Even if I know that we will be sad. You know Tinidora. She’s tough. But I can’t pretend about how I feel. I am sad because you well be far from me.)

Divina found Lola Nidora’s quip as odd. “Lola, bakit naman po kami mawawalay?” (Granny, why would we be far away?) Alden asked. “Saan po, lola?” (Where to, granny?) Divina told Lola Nidora at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Puede naman po kayong sumama pag nagsu-shoot na po kami ni Alden.” (You can come with us once we of Alden has started shooting.) Alden agreed. “Puede naman po.” (You may come with us.)

Lola Nidora’s answer baffled Alden and Divina more. “Hindi namin kaya. Di namin kakayanin ang sumama pa ng lola mo.” (We can’t. We of your granny can’t endure going.) Donya Tinidora wanted to cut to the chase at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Ate? Sige. Derecho mo na. Ano ba naman yang sinasabi mo? Bakit naman mawawalay yung mga bata sa atin? Hindi pa naman mag-aasawa yan. Magsu-shooting lang.” (Elder sister? Go ahead. Straight to the point. What are you talking about? Why would the kids be far from us? They’re not getting married yet. They’d just go shooting.)

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With a heavy heart at the ALDUB Final Script episode. Lola Nidora continued. “Oo nga. Dahil bukod sa final script. Kailangan ko ring ibigay sa inyo ito. Para matuloy ang pelikula ninyo.” (Yes indeed. Because apart from the final script. I need to give you this. So that the movie may push through.) Divina saw the envelope on Lola Nidora’s hand. “Ano po ba ito, lola?” (What is this, granny?)

Donya Tinidora commented. “May envelope ka nang binigay. Another envelope na. Ano na naman ang laman niyan, ate?” (You already gave them an envelope. And here’s another one. What does it contain, elder sister?) Lola Nidora replied. “Para kay Divina at Alden ito.” (This is for Divina and Alden.) Alden asked. “Ano pong laman?” (What does it contain, granny?) At the ALDUB Final Script episode. Lola Nidora partly described the contents. “Ang laman nito ay ticket.” (It contains the ticket.)

Alden asked again. “Ticket po saan, lola?” (Ticket for what, lola?) Bossing Vic speculated. “Sa lotto.” (Lottery tickets.) Allan K snapped back at Bossing Vic. “Anong sa lotto?” (What lottery?) Lola Nidora got distracted with the KalyeSerye commentary panel’s banter at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Para mapanood nyo ang finals ng volleyball.” (Tickets for the UAAP Women’s Volleyball Championship.)

ALDUB Final Script
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Divina felt short-changed. “Lola naman eh.” (Granny please.) Allan k corrected her. “Tapos na! Champion na ang La Salle!” (It’s over! La Salle is now the champion.) Donya Tinidora remembered how she lost the bet. Lola Nidora had to regain her composure to get back to what she’s trying to say at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Ticket ito papuntang Italy.” (This is your plane ticket to Italy.)

Alden wasn’t expecting it. “Bakit po sa Italy?” (Why to Italy?) The truck horn honked off. Ending the ALDUB Final Script episode on a cliffhanger. Donya Tinidora broke the fourth wall again. “Sandali. Ang aga naman ng buzzer. Hindi nagbabasa.” (Wait. The horn honked too soon. They’re not reading cues.) Allan K sensed what Donya Tinidora is planning to do. “Magda-drama pa lang si Tinidora. Take 2” (Tinidora is just about to go dramatic.)

They decided to go back to the part where Lola Nidora revealed the contents of the envelope. “Ticket ito papuntang Italy.” (These are plane tickets to Italy.) Even Bossing Vic reacted. “What?” Allan K went into director/narrator mode at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Tatayo. Tatayo. Wag munang mag-truck. At siya’y humaplos sa poste.” (She’d stand up. She’s stand up. No truck horn please. And she held to the iron post.)

ALDUB Final Script
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Allan K a.k.a. Miss Allan continued. “Malungkot na malungkot. Kiniskis ang mukha sa poste. Nasaktan ang kalawang.” (Very sad. She rubbed her face to the iron post. The rust winced in pain.) It offended Donya Tinidora at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Sobra ka.” (How harsh of you.) [Jose Manalo’s face had been a comedy gold mine for Eat Bulaga as demonstrated at the ALDUB Final Script episode.] Donya Tinidora saw Divina and Lola Nidora laughing.

Divina and Lola Nidora switched back to their sad faces quickly. Bossing Vic spotted them. “Huli kayo. Huli kayo ha?” (Got you! Got you, huh?) Allan K was laughing at the ALDUB Final Script episode again. Bossing Vic went further. “Masaya ka naman pala, Lola Nidora, eh. Kala namin malungkot kayo.” (You were happy after all, Granny Nidora. We thought that you were sad.)

Allan K egged it further. “Di ka naman totoong malungkot.” (You were not really sad.) Lola Nidora tried to rewind that scene. Alden make the rewinding noise. Lola Nidora had to call out Alden on that sound effect he tried to make. “Bawi! Bawi! Alden, wag kang nagjo-joke kasi.” (Alden, cut out the jokes.) Donya Tinidora sounded genuinely hurt in the middle of laughter between Allan K and Lola Nidora at the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Tuwang tuwa kayo pag ako na yung …” (You’re all happy whenever I’m the one [getting picked on].)

Donya Tinidora quit breaking the fourth wall shortly. “Ate? Bakit sa Italy?” (Elder sister? Why to Italy?) The truck horn honked off again. Boss Joey then sealed the ALDUB Final Script episode. “Totoo na yan.” (This is for real.) Ging Ging summarized the ALDUB Final Script episode before cutting to the sponsors.

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